Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Okay, the only reason I’m devoting a whole post to this holiday is because I hate the color green. It’s true. I hate it. All shades. Ick. 

I can’t really explain why I hate the color so much. All I know is that it just makes me want to throw up. Gross, huh?

However, because of this silly holiday…and the fact that I don’t want to get the snot pinched out of me…I’ll dig through the depths of my closet to find something green to wear. But I won’t do it proudly, that’s for sure.

I apologize to all the lovers of green out there. I’m not trying to purposefully offend you. I’m even of Irish decent myself, and I don’t hate the holiday…just the color green.

I just hate the color green.