I went to my mailbox today to pick up an expected package. It was there! Great! I took the package back to my apartment to open it and much to my dismay, along with my purchases, I found this:

What happened to my old bubble wrap?!?!?! Instead of that lovable poppy plastic to protect my purchases, they packed this long accordian-fold-wallet-photo-display-type thingy full of air on top of my Christmas presents! I don’t like this at all!
Attention–To whom it may concern: give me back my poppable bubble wrap!!!
I guess until things change, this will have to do…
